A new element was discovered

In my healthy opinion, this just about sums up our government. I hope you enjoyed this as much as I did!
Dave


Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.

The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from four days to four years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years; It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

Down In The Valley

I have a close friend who lives down in the "Valley", which is the term Texans use when speaking of the Rio Grande Valley region of our State. The Valley is a beautiful area which is great for farming, warm weather year around, and the "snow birds" flock there by the thousands every winter. Denny has lived close to the Border for about 25 years and understands that area well. I asked him if he felt any danger when going into Mexico, which he does occasionally to pick up medicine or visit a particular favorite restaurant. He expressed his discomfort, but felt, where he goes across is relatively safe, but would not venture past his particular Mexican town. He does say the danger is definitely coming their way.

In some areas, the Border is like a battle zone. There are kidnappings, murders, and smuggling occurring everyday, but this has been played down by our Government. The violence keeps creeping northward, but our leaders in government still ignore the growing problem.

Have you noticed, but President-elect Barack does not talk about our Mexican borders...he too ignores our problem. If I were to be clairvoyant, I would predict all of the Southwest in the next 20 years to be just like Mexico. Lawless with everyone on the take. Huh! Sounds just like Washington D. C. today does it not?

Dave

Send Them To Rehab: I Say, Yes, Yes, Yes

O.K., I realize you have probably heard all about the "Pork" in the big financial bailout. This is simply unbelievable! Our beloved "servants of our Country", have once again "porked us"! They, with the innocent excuses of not letting our Country go broke!

When I first heard we were going to go through with the bail out, I wanted to get a five gallon can and puke! The feeling still exists and the glorious bailout has been proven to be a screw up of enormous proportions.

In my healthy opinion, we should have let them go broke and file for bankruptcy like everyone else. As that lush, Amy Winehouse or is it Whinehouse said in her song that won a Grammy: They tried to make me go to rehab, I said, No,no, no!
Amy Winehouse Rehab Lyrics
Songwriters: Winehouse, Amy.

My idea is to send our Legislators to rehab in place of Amy and rehab them of sound American financial principles of let them go bankrupt rather than save them! After all, you can not save everyone!

Dave